Games You Should Avoid: Fit & Fun

Yeah! another keep fit style of game for the Wii, I was starting to panic that we didn't have enough shovel ware games. Luckily Nintendo's strict quality control no longer exists as shite game after shite game appear on the Wii. Long gone are the days when games on a Nintendo system should at least be playable and fun. You know games such as Metroid, Uni Rally, (Uni-racers for Americans) Blast Corps and many others.


Gamers don't want to play the latest games like Bulletstorm, gamers want more games like Fit & Fun. You can't beat all your mates coming around to your house for a party and putting the Wii on and playing something like Fit & Fun in your underpants. We gamers come in all different sizes (different being from podgy to wow now that's a fat ass) and lets face it we don't eat all that shitty food while gaming for no reason at all. Gamers need more calories than non-gamers so we can play C.O.D. for that 15 hour session while shouting "Ima gonna kill you fags" to our fellow gamers.

You wish you could look this good!

Lets face it your never going to look like thew woman on the box no matter how much you play the game for a few reasons.

1. Gender realignment isn't cheap
2. You probably will need a lot of expensive plastic surgery
3. The only chance of you getting an ass like hers is if you attack her in the middle of the night, and mount her over your mantle piece with her ass sticking out
4. She isn't even all that good looking as far as fitness trainers go.
   
5. She is flatter than a 10 year old boy
   
6. Exercise is fucking boring
7. You probably don't even own a Wii and if you do it's sat collecting dust
8. That's probably you in the above picture, and lets face it you can't polish a turd
   

So for those reasons I think you should avoid Fit & Fun on the Wii, hell just avoid it as a protest to all the shovelware that's being released these days.